【sully-s】太太作品，转自汤
7.大超给老爷送流浪狗
大超：来，让我把你洗干净，然后再找个好归宿。
过会。
老爷：这他妈的是个啥*，克拉克。
太太有话说：I’m slightly obsessed with the idea that sometime after Burce’s Great Danes die that Clark finds this tiny fluffy puppy stray and gives it to Burce. Who can’t understand how far from his aesthetic and demeanor it is and why Clark thought it was a good idea to push it on him. Tho after time some time Bruce comes to love it.
译文：我有点痴迷于这样一个想法：在布鲁斯的大丹犬死后的某个时候，克拉克发现了这只毛茸茸的小狗，并把它交给了布鲁斯。布鲁斯不能理解为啥克拉克要给他这样一只审美上和行为上都不符合布鲁斯标准的狗*，也不明白克拉克为什么认为把它推到他身上是个好主意。但一段时间后布鲁斯真香了。
*来自@苗柏，感谢(❁´ω`❁)
P2布鲁西宝贝新宠狗狗
太太有话说：Slight continuation from my last post. After some event where Wayne Manor is attacked and one of the Robins (maybe Damien) was in peril the new tiny stray dog that Clark Kent gave Burce Wayne jumps to Damien’s defense and get servilely injured by the bad guy attacking. The act of bravery and loyalty of the small pup to the Wayne family touches Burce’s heart and thinks maybe this pup is just what he needs and proceeds to make them a staple of his Burice persona. He becomes one of that rich dog in the purse kinda celebrities and falls more and the companionship grows into a wonderful thing. Also the Gotham press rags love it.
译文：我上一篇文章的小续。在韦恩庄园遭到袭击，其中一只知更鸟（可能是达米安）处于危险之中之后，克拉克肯特给布鲁斯韦恩的新的小流浪狗跳出来保护达米安，被袭击的坏蛋弄伤了。小狗崽对韦恩家族的勇敢忠诚的行为触动了布鲁斯的心，他认为也许这只幼崽正是他所需要的，并让它成为他了滑稽形象的重要部分。布鲁斯变成了那种每天把狗狗揣包里一刻不离的有钱人，并越陷越深。这段感情逐渐变成了很美好的一件事情。*哥谭的新闻界也喜闻乐见。
*来自@Annie McMissile 感谢(❁´ω`❁)
